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At THE DUVTONS, we are a new kind of punk band for a changing world. We are consistent, patient, professional, streamlined, orange, not all that keen on Paintball but would probably give it a try if someone else paid and give each new case the attention it deserves. An integral part of our services is to work closely with our clients so that they can make the right decisions with respect to their legal needs.
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Founded in 2000, THE DUVTONS have been providing the Melbourne area with providing services. Our team of 5 members will walk you through each step of your case, taking care of any questions you may have along the way. With THE DUVTONS, you will feel comfortable, safe, confident and consistently damp.
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MErv
Legal Analyst
He once saw Tony Barber get out of his car on Chapel St. He looked around and gave this weird little nod to no one. It was like he was getting out of limo on the red carpet in front of hundreds of photographers....but it was just some shop on Chapel.
Ricky Birmingham
Administrative Assistant
Won consecutive Copeland Trophies in 1992 and 1993, and also won All-Australian selection in 1992. In 1994 he kicked an amazing running goal against Carlton at the MCG, which saw him run from the centre-square along the wing and half-forward flank, closing to 30m and kicking it through the middle. He bounced the ball 7 times during the famous run, and was deemed as one of the greatest goals of all-time.
Terry Pietrosanto
Fuckwit
Was driving the car when Merv saw Tony Barber.
Dexter Karpe
Paralegal
Knows Terry.
Dean Astrella
Mail room Personnel
Keithy from Chopper came into his work the other week.
This is your Team Section closing paragraph. It’s a great place to sum up the essence of your team and invite your visitors to contact you.
Oh is it now?!! Well you can't tell me what to do Team Section. I don't care how great a place it is to sum up our "Team Essence". What the fuck is that anyway? It sounds like a unpleasant perfume. Anyway, just give us a fucking listen will ya. The "Learn More" button at the top of the page will take you to our Soundcloud page. Also, that's Terry's real number at the top. Text him a poem about Sonia Kruger's suicidal dildo.